did you know that i don’t have to take gym because i got a sports waiver for it but then last year new hampshire was like “you cant do that dumb asses that is illegal” but i still don’t have to take it because i was LIED TO FRESHMAN YEAR
there so many random pictures of people i’ve never seen before in the trash of my computer i’m so scared
lmy cross country team played ultimate frisbee with two other teams and this really cute boy from a different school passed to me like four times what have you done with your life today
i always just kind of fall apart at the finish line of my races and today some kid sprinted by me right after the line so i pushed him behind me so they go the places right and so my time is accurate
throughout 200 meters of the shoot the kid was pointing at me and shouting “this kid is a cheater” to anyone who would listen
In other news
- for the cross country skit we did a christmas song at the end because we ArE SO “RANDom/ and the girls dragged out a huge christmas box (which i had crammed into) and at a random part of the christmas song there was a dubstep bass drop and i jumped out of the box and everyone was suprised and we raved it was great
- for the junior skit our theme was olympics so i did gymnastics and i did like a half tumble and i landed it nbd
- the seniors didn’t win??!?~??~?!?!?! the freshmen did/?!??@?!?@??!?@
- I have to go to the homecoming football game right now so
- I might have pictures later
there is this one boy on my cross country team who stares at me all the time and follows me around and after practice today i asked if anyone wanted to walk back to the school with me and he was the only one to respond so i literally ran from my problems
I JUST REALIZED MY PARENTS ARE OUTSIDE MY WINDOW HAVING A BONFIRE AND I JUST PICKED MY NOSE WITH THE LIGHT ON
i was casually eating wheat thins on my bed when i look over and see hundreds of fire ants marching alL OVER MY SHEETS I REFUSE TO TURN OFF THE VACUUM
TASTE THE DYSON BALL DEMONS
i went into a store to get my meatball sub and when i was waiting in line i looked at the cashier and thought “damn he’s cute” because he was but as soon as i thought it he looked up and stared at me for like 5 seconds and i’m still worried i said it out loud
there is a police officer in my town called officer butts
he serves us well
when i was ten i had a club penguin membership and i would buy my penguin boys and girls clothes and change the gender of good old shordil9 when i wanted i was so progressive
today a guy i’m interested in told me good luck and i said “shhh” on accident
My coach put me in the 110m hurdles today and i was all like fuck this shit i have only done these one last year at our smallest meet this is a huge invitational i’m going to DIE but i did the trials/preliminaries and i was like well it wasn’t that bad at least i’m done and then they announced who was going to go to the finals and THEY SAID MY NAME AND I FUCKING PLACED IN FINALS I DON’T EVEN DO THIS EVENT I GUESS NOW I DO HALLELUJAH
